Monday, October 5, 2009

Bathroom backfire

With a garbage can not only readily available, but also positioned directly underneath the paper towel dispenser and right next to the sink, it seems overkill to have to put this sign up, but, I can live with it. Better safe than sorry right?

Oh wait, they spelled paper wrong.
Judgment time...
Verdict; guilty.
Punishment; decided.
Paper towels; in toilet.

Matt 1 - World 0



PS - don't worry, I'm not on a bathroom kick, this is strictly a coincidence.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Domo arigayto

I've never traveled to Thailand, but, I don't imagine the average Thai male looks like a tranny with inviting eyes and a slim mustache. The penciled on eyebrows were bothersome, the sexual eyes confusing, the garment loosely gathered around the neck made me pause, and the male lipstick confirmed the camera phone was coming out... no pun intended.

The only thing creepier than seeing this guy on the way in to use my penis, was thinking about the sound he's making in the picture. Probably somewhat of a crescendoing moan, starting with awkward and climaxing at offensive.

Sayonara!