Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I'm a lot like you... a little different

In a tip of the cap to Pemco, I found a few of my own "Northwest Profiles".

First, we’ve got Northwest Profile #47 “Walking Wizard”

This wizard walks among us. Dawning a top hat, extra long pony tail, and Teva's... with a pleather fanny pack surely filled with a wizards ration of powered bison horn, knotgrass, and possibly some shredded boomslang skin, even the slightest wave of his wand shall surely create, fear, wonder, and laughter simultaneously... Abracadabra!

Next up, Northwest Profile #88 “Shirtless 65 degree bike rider”

With each push of each pedal, his man breasts shake, as his back hair dances in the breeze. He drafts behind cars, utilizes the sidewalks as well as available bike lanes, taking time for hand signals at every turn, with, or against the traffic, he navigates his concrete jungle with the precision of Lance Armstrong and Tarzan's love child.

1 comment:

  1. How in the HELL do you know all of those wizardy words? I'm legitimately concerned...

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